Anonymous asked:

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

hera-the-something:

thecryptkeeper:

i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again

maddhog:

Manscaped just pinned me down sheared my nuts and released me back into my enclosure like a barnyard sheep

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bluebirdcrossing:

more tiny details

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gibberishquestion:

listen this is the fucking funniest garfield strip. you just can’t top this one i’m sorry

This is even funnier because it was 100% drawn by an uncredited PAWS intern. Jim hasn’t drawn or written Garfield since the mid-to-late 80s

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